Album: VHS Tapes You Had To Hide From Your Parents

Description: Stranger staring at your chest: "Nice rack." (awkward pause) "OF VIDEO CASSETTES!!!"

Description: An age undreamed of. An age of fantasy and magic, of swords and sorcery.

Description: The amazing story of Santa in big trouble...and his exciting rescue by the daring Ice Cream Bunny...it's breath-taking, fun for all!

Description: No man can touch her naked steel.

Description: 400 years of training in the art of sudden death...unleashed on 20th century America!

Description: Bronson. Savalas. Ireland.

Description: He's back in New York bringing justice to the streets!

Description: gasp

Description: A new kind of Martial Arts combat! The skill of gymnastics! The kill of Karate!

Description: "Inhuman ecstasy fulfilled."

Description: It started in May in a small town. And every month after that, whenever the moon was full...it came back.

Description: (It's a cat pun.)

Description: ...as seen on Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Description: Pitch the Devil v. Santa the Claus!

Description: It's sophisticated enough for kids, simple enough for adults!

Description: Martial Arts Executioner!!!

Description: Lee Marvin. Gene Hackman. Sissy Spacek.

Description: They'll get you in the end!

Description: In the 31st century, man finally created a machine ...with feelings!

Description: The deadliest art of the Orient is now in the hands of an American. Of course it is.

Description: Trapped in a nuclear wasteland, surrounded by mutants, Sam has a mission...to fertilize as many women as possible.

Description: "If God could do the tricks that we can do...he'd be a happy man

Description: MUPPETY JADA DO (1979) Art by Waldemar Swierzy

Description: In the 25th century, a new breed of hero...

Description: A lone U.S. astronaut pitted against all the odds beyond this earth!

Description: Have you snuzzled a Wuzzle today?

Description: There's a passageway -- a gate -- behind which the demons wait to take back what was once theirs!

Description: It's the maximum trip... at maximum speed.

Description: (The good one. The old one. You know, NOT the Nic Cage version.)

Description: They are burning their bridges and a lot of rubber...on the deadliest stretch of road in the country!

Description: Madder than Daffy...Dumber than Donald...More existential than Howard!

Description: From the creator of 'Fritz the Cat' and 'Heavy Traffic'

Description: He went searching for love...but fate forced a detour!

Description: Once the pigs tasted blood...no one could control their hunger!

Description: The price of admission is the rest of your life!

Description: Five jolting tales of horror!